are lesbian mermaids called h2omosexuals
These are fluffy cows. I want a whole farm of them!
Hannibal: *screams from mountain top* I EAT PEOPLEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Jack Crawford at the bottom of the mountain: *screams back* YOU EAT PINEAPPLE? ME TOO!!
someone needs to stop hugh dancy and by stop i mean convince him to marry me
Me trying to think of date ideas.
Yeah, dating is cool… but have you ever had stuffed crust pizza?
tagging this shit as nsfw man
My snapchats are literally the best
NOBODY CAME TO YOUR PARTY BECAUSE YOU ARE TERRIBLE